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Things You Should not Include on Your Resume

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1. What kinds of things should I include on my resume before sending it to the Yahoo headquarters?
   Please include a few examples in your answer!

   

   Karen

   9 Mar 10 at 5:24 pm
2. put; I tend to be a party pooper, on the description
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   Viva La Resistance

   9 Mar 10 at 10:27 pm
3. Remember the time you gave me mouth to mouth? That was awesome. Write that down.
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   chacha

   9 Mar 10 at 10:29 pm
4. Multiple personalities.
   Erratic mood swings.
   Chemical dependency.
   Moonlights as a pyromaniac.

   and also….

   Attention to detail
   Organized
   Team player
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   Billy Costigan

   9 Mar 10 at 10:31 pm
5. always swallows, likes 2′s up, talks filth at any opportunity, takes back door deliveries, ooh and has no gag reflex, there you go, that will get you a life time account on here!
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   Kat's back up!

   9 Mar 10 at 10:33 pm
6. I would really wow them with a short video compilation of your sexual escapades.

   I, of course, will also need a copy of that.
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   cel's giant beaver babby

   9 Mar 10 at 10:35 pm
7. *Takes it up the Dirt Track ..*

   (references provided) ….
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   Mad Manda xxx

   9 Mar 10 at 10:37 pm
8. Tell ‘em you like coffee breaks a LOT!
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   Susie Syrinx

   9 Mar 10 at 10:39 pm
9. i always find it impresses them when i put "can work a pole"
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   Likittyslit

   9 Mar 10 at 10:41 pm
10. loves to violate
    addicted to coffee
    is unavailable
    can’t fix a glitch
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    frostbite

    9 Mar 10 at 10:43 pm

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